Noel Gallagher Admits to Hoarding Booze in Quarantine
"Now that the pubs are shut the only thing to do now is to drink your way through it"
Published Apr 05, 2020Appearing on an episode of Matt Morgan's Funny How? podcast, Noel Gallagher has admitted to hoarding alcohol while in isolation with his wife and kids.
"I've been panic buying booze," Gallagher shared in the episode. "Now that the pubs are shut the only thing to do now is to drink your way through it. If you don't leave the house you'll be OK. I don't see anybody anyway, I ride my bike where I live and you get the odd car on the road but I don't stop to talk to anybody. I can easily shut the door and stay in."
Despite panic buying alcohol himself, Gallagher chastised the ridiculous practice of hoarding toilet paper during the pandemic.
"What I want to know is what is it with the toilet roll?" he said. "I live in ignorant bliss of everything, I don't watch the news, but when I heard that people were buying toilet roll, I thought, 'Oh, does it give you the shits?' It was like, 'No.' But people are mass buying toilet roll and hand sanitizer. I'm just going to wipe my arse with one of my children."
In a previous episode of the pod, Gallagher used the opportunity to take a ceremonial jab at his brother and former Oasis bandmate Liam Gallagher, calling him "extremely funny" but with absolutely "no sense of humour."
Listen to the full interview below.