This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: June 2, 2023
May 26
— Mel Stefaniuk (@MelFreelance) May 27, 2023
On every episode of Top Chef they introduce a random guest judge named like Sam Bumpus and all the contestants go "Holy shit that's Sam Bumpus"
— Zach Dunn (@zachbdunn) May 26, 2023
Watching Costco employees prepare samples like pic.twitter.com/5hXCcsQ36z
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) May 26, 2023
just read the backstory for this and the scuba diver and the fishy (named Yoriko) have known each other for 30 years and one time she was injured so he came down every day for ten days to feed her 5 crabs/day because she couldn't feed herself.........THAT'S HIS UNDERWATER BESTIE https://t.co/BmdIrYSAFQ
— sami 💜🏳️🌈 (@seokjeanist) May 26, 2023
This is a promotional vhs directed at video retailers telling them how great Happiness by Todd Solondz is and how many extra copies they'll need to satisfy customers demands pic.twitter.com/tnZqZ40Ufx
— SOLONDZCAST (@Solondzcast) May 26, 2023
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life pic.twitter.com/MmUHCIEwOy
— Michael Cook (@MichaelCookFilm) May 26, 2023
"decided to wage war"
— Louie Kahn (@LouieKahn27) May 26, 2023
the war: https://t.co/n1DhWic6xt pic.twitter.com/F2NVSUKmVe
A lawyer used ChatGPT to do "legal research" and cited a number of nonexistent cases in a filing, and is now in a lot of trouble with the judge 🤣 pic.twitter.com/AJSE7Ts7W7
— Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman) May 27, 2023
Miles Davis meeting Kenny G is one of my fave photos ever. His look is priceless af. https://t.co/RRPHcPlTaH pic.twitter.com/zzib5aLOQU
— QueenCityJamz (@QueenCityJamz) May 26, 2023
still the best tweet of the year by far pic.twitter.com/6DXJdu35g6
— Joseph Rezek (@RezekJoe) May 27, 2023
Yea this my last day as a mailman pic.twitter.com/mgq9xfhcVv
— ʰ (@easterngoblin) May 26, 2023
— Satan (@s8n) May 27, 2023
Anyone who's worked on a show knows Seinfeld's right. Certain EPs who get a nice chuck of the budget only to contribute nothing, maybe show up to set once a month for an hour where they're on their phone the whole time, yell at their assistant about lunch, then leave in a Tesla. https://t.co/mUSx3GBLe5
— ali golub 🌼 (@alibrooke4ever) May 26, 2023
May 27
Unpopular opinion but siren songs low key kinda slap
— punished cam (@largemotorcycle) May 27, 2023
ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗮
oh no pic.twitter.com/HblFzEKkOB
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) May 27, 2023
It is genuinely impressive that woke can mean anything from "There was a black guy in the movie," to "I got in trouble for stealing a wheelchair."
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) May 27, 2023
two college freshmen decorating their dorm room a week before classes start in 1999 pic.twitter.com/moQFyYPIVU
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) May 27, 2023
what is your favorite succession scene? me it's when roman pretends he read a book pic.twitter.com/v0Kmdve3Gj
— g (@romanroycunt) May 27, 2023
there will never be a greater video from that clock app i'm unsorry pic.twitter.com/OJwTffAh7H
— 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 🩵 (@heyyitsjanea) May 28, 2023
okay pack it up folks we found the best kendall roy edit to ever exist. pic.twitter.com/40aoBJCoHv
— no. 1 shiv hater 𓂆ᴴ (@palstineseaview) May 28, 2023
This is the best tiktok I've seen in months pic.twitter.com/myhw2Lr1oH
— David Gardner (@byDavidGardner) May 27, 2023
The look of bewilderment and approval as Greg asks Tom to blackmail him https://t.co/ORbT8EVMUx pic.twitter.com/AqbqjR5jUb
— Randall T (@randytight) May 28, 2023
Conservatives: "haha we owned them!"
— James Somerton❌ (@je_somerton) May 28, 2023
Straight allies: "this is so offensive. Stop attacking queer people."
Actual queer people: "can I get this on a Shirt?" pic.twitter.com/Ea8zrKsKpd
[somewhere in the mountains]
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) May 28, 2023
HORSE: "oh wow."
JOKIC: "what happened?"
Thinking about the ATN headlines ahead of the finale pic.twitter.com/ktMIRbGqzd
— Lee Jameson 🪩 (@Lee_Jameson) May 27, 2023
The Birds Barbie! (Yes, it's an official set.) https://t.co/chP9H2km2B pic.twitter.com/4KXIiBelNt
— Black Hole (@BlackHoleMovies) May 28, 2023
just found Shia LaBeouf's nemesis pic.twitter.com/y3fsPUm5M9
— Terrance and Phillip McKenna (@gnostiquette) May 27, 2023
if a conservative complains about a pride shirt, the shirt gets removed from the store. if i complained about conservative messaging on a product, literally nothing would happen.
— Trixie Mattel™ (@trixiemattel) May 27, 2023
The winner from the Texas Sand Sculpture Festival. pic.twitter.com/lH2sKrz69Q
— Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa) May 27, 2023
Whenever I get a little down I just rewatch Don Rickles go after Robert De Niro like an assassin in the Casino outtakes. Scorsese laughing his ass off the entire time. Ego death. Beautiful. pic.twitter.com/AJlujKGbdy
— Reconsidering Cinema (@coenesqued2) May 27, 2023
A show all about the importance of archiving props and media preservation has not been preseved https://t.co/gK9q2OeP0y
— Ian Wilmoth (@CydonPrax) May 27, 2023
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